Video Game Delimma

Roommate: (yelling at screen) WHAT??!?!?! OH YEAH...THAT'S RIGHT YOU GUYS ARE CHEATING LITTLE BITCHES. WHAT'S THE POINT OF PLAYING IF YOU ARE ALL JUST CHEATING MOTHERFUCKERS?

Me: ....(rolls eyes)

Roommate: (playing and not talking)....(makes a kill) THAT'S RIGHT BITCH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? HUH???? HOW DO MY BULLETS TASTE?....(still playing)...(dies)...WHAT THE FUCK? I WISH I HAD ONE-THIRD THE AMOUNT OF LUCK YOU HAVE YOU STUPID CHEAT. YEAH ONE-THIRD! JUST ONE-MOTHERFUCKING-THIRD.

Me: ....god damn I wish you did too.

Roommate: ...(glares and continues to play in silence)